The Bible
and bacon,
chocolate,
love, pie, ME!
books, sweet tea,
penguins, steak,
pancakes, steak!
fluffy cats,
guinea pigs,
comfy chairs,
grass, bagpipes,
water, sugar,
mashed potatoes,
Chuck Norris.
Mix them and get,
an awesome
concoction.
LotR reading over the spring/summer
14 years ago
Please don't kill me for asking this but who's Chuck Norris? Yes, penguins are awesome.
ReplyDeleteARIANNA HOPE ROBBINS. You don't know who Chuck Norris is. I can NOT belive what I am seeing! Well...I don't know how to explain him. Matt? Care to explain for our dear friend Ari?
ReplyDelete*gasp* NEVER HEARD OF CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?!?!!? the reason Waldo's hiding? destoyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise? can divide by zero? counted to infinity - twice? sleeps with a pillow under his gun? can touch MC Hammer? gargles peanut butter? you've never heard the riddle "who much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?! he founded Chun Kuk Do! he has the most famous roundhouse kick in the WORLD! he's a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion! have you never heard of Walker, Texas Ranger?!?!?!?!?!?!?! again I say *gasp*
ReplyDelete*how, not who. in the riddle
ReplyDeleteGood job Matthew, and Ari, I couldn't point out Chuck Norris out of a line-up. I only know he's a kung-fu type actor.
ReplyDeleteHaha,Chuck Norris ... Good job Matthew!! I like how you repeated steak twice!!
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. He doesn't play hide-and-seek, he plays, hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you.
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